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Last night at the fob show where I MET JOE TROHMAN there was a man in a shirt that said “I support marriage equality” and Chloe and I said he was the bravest at the same time and it just cemented our status as ~best friends 4eva@21 hours ago with 7 notes
idk why i thought i could work on my thesis when i can’t even focus on the west wing
also i had a quality moment at work when someone seemed concerned about my dizziness and i was like “lol this is the least of my problems bro.” and then i told chloe about that time i had an allergic reaction and my throat started to close, to which my response was: “KP, my throat is closing” as i calmly sat in the passenger seat of her car on the way to the hospital. i realized today that i treat everything my body does as a mild inconvenience because if i actually took it (really anything in my life) seriously i would be unable to leave le bed
in case you can’t tell i am so exhausted i can’t think straight but my sheets are in the dryer so boo@13 hours ago with 2 notes
FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS
I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE
LOOK AT THIS SUCKER
THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD
IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20
PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP
TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
(via branchoftheappletree)@14 hours ago with 172 notes
I’m going to punch (in the genitals, of course) the next person who is sexist towards CJ Cregg, my west wing soul mate@14 hours ago with 1 note
Last night at the fob show where I MET JOE TROHMAN there was a man in a shirt that said “I support marriage equality” and Chloe and I said he was the bravest at the same time and it just cemented our status as ~best friends 4eva
I really hope this is all sarcasm.
Yeah, it is. I’m not about the life of praising straight people for being decent human beings.
(via jaildinner4life)@20 hours ago with 7 notes